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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets
do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.
So today I go to Chick Fil A and I’m in line to order. A white man is in front of me and orders large fries. As he is walking to his seat he trips on air and drops his fries. All of a sudden this nigga yells, “WELL TURN ME OVER, FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME HITLER.” I’m just standing there like, “really dude? All that? You couldn’t just say “oh shit” like a regular person?“ These white ladies say to the workers frantically, “oh dear get him some new fries immediately!” I’m standing there like “wait y'all just gon act like you didn’t hear him ask to be done in the butt nazi style or is that a normal thing in the white community?”
keepsyouguessin
palerism
I no longer force things. what flows flows, what crashes, crashes. I only have space and energy for things that are meant for me.
